- Love while you're young, lest you become a hagged old thing who cannot remember how to.
- Stop trying to impress the opposite sex.
- Buy a small single edible item (eg: chocolate) and then give it to the person at the register, just because they might have been there for a while and they need a surprise, preferably pleasant.
- Forget political correctness and speak your mind for once (eg: "I do not support gay marriage")
- Thank a friend earnestly for something trivial (eg: "Thank you so much for that joke, it was the most stupendously idiotic thing I've heard today, so thank you. I think I love you")
You may end up smiling, because when your not, you look like a chump.
Chump as defined by dictionary.com:
1. a stupid person; dolt
2. a short, thick piece of wood.
3. the thick, blunt end of anything.
...you probably don't want to look like a chump.
much love
(or whatever it is I feel for you),
your sisterr.
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